I’m Not Driving Slow—I’m Hauling 80,000 Lbs | Funny Truck Driver T-Shi

I’m not driving slow—I’m hauling 80,000 pounds. This design turns the reality of heavy hauling into a road-ready trucker joke for long-haul drivers, owner-operators, CDL professionals, and freight haulers.

Product features:

• Soft, lightweight Gildan 64000 unisex fit

• Durable direct-to-garment print

• House of Lushella inner neck label

• Available in black, dark heather, military green, and navy

• Sizes XS–5XL where available

Care: Machine wash cold with similar colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or dry clean. Iron on low heat away from the design.

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	16.00	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	7.99	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49	9.72	9.96
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

I’m Not Driving Slow—I’m Hauling 80,000 Lbs | Funny Truck Driver T-Shirt

I’m Not Driving Slow—I’m Hauling 80,000 Lbs | Funny Truck Driver T-Shirt